Seriously. Just think about it for a moment. The Easter Bunny is a giant, mutant rabbit that lays eggs, and breaks into your house to hide its mutant spawn for your children to find and consume. Clearly, this tale belongs in a horror flick, not in the imaginative speculations of our dear little ones. And yet, children all over this country look forward to this coming Sunday as nothing more than the day this creepy monster will leave them something good to eat. *shudder*
~Emily White
