Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Most Terrifying Mythological Creature Known to Man


Seriously. Just think about it for a moment. The Easter Bunny is a giant, mutant rabbit that lays eggs, and breaks into your house to hide its mutant spawn for your children to find and consume. Clearly, this tale belongs in a horror flick, not in the imaginative speculations of our dear little ones. And yet, children all over this country look forward to this coming Sunday as nothing more than the day this creepy monster will leave them something good to eat. *shudder*

~Emily White
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5 comments:

  1. Justine DellMarch 30, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    Not only that, as your picture proves - the costume are creepy looking!

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  2. Emily WhiteMarch 30, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    Exactly!

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  3. Jaleh DMarch 30, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    Muahahahaha!

    You might have something there. Though I'm looking forward to taking my son to the park on Saturday for the Easter Egg Hunt our town is having. I can't wait to see him scurrying around.

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  4. Emily WhiteMarch 31, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    Hahaha! Thanks, Postman!

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  5. Emily WhiteApril 1, 2010 at 6:51 AM

    AHAHAHAHAHA! Brad! That is just hilarious! I can't breathe. Ahh... that was good. Thank you.

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