Forget swords or shovels, or a banjo (mature audiences only please). I want something that can blow a horde of zombies into itty-bitty pieces before they even knew I was coming. Boarded up windows? Please! Let's stay hidden in a fully armored vehicle a missile couldn't even get through. Out of ammo? Run them over! There's no need to chop off any heads when the sheer weight of a tank will turn a zombie's head into jelly.
Now, of course you may be thinking that's all well and good until I need to get out for food. And you'd be right. That's what a grenade launcher is for. And yes, you may drool. I did.
Zombies don't stand a chance.
Now, how about you, dear readers. How would you survive a zombie apocalypse? Oh, and you're all free to join me. :) I'll be the crazy blonde in the tank, rolling down your street. Hehehe!
I would attach two mini chainsaws to either end of a kayak paddle, just for fun.
ReplyDeleteAnd did you see the scene in The Walking Dead? The tank scene?
I AM SO hoping in with you Emily! Zombies scare the tar out of me. EWWWWWW!!!
ReplyDeleteDEAL! Lets Chic this tank up. We will modify it with a bathroom and fridge. That way, we will only have to get out on a limited basis. I am wiched accurate with a gun so make sure you have a couple extra for me, ok?
ReplyDeleteI think you may also want a flame thrower for up close attacks since you'd have to be pretty far away for a grenade launcher to be effective without killing you also in the process. Better yet... It might be best to get a Mech Suit so that the suit could do the picking up of things for you and be equipped with a grenade launcher/flame thrower/machine gun/rocket launchers/etc
ReplyDeleteIf there's a mini bar inside, I'm so hoppin' in the tank with you. :-) Don't worry, I'll bring my longbow. 'Cause I'm like Katniss and stuff. (Sort of. I hit the target most of the time...)
ReplyDeleteI'd install fireblasters at all corners of my fortified house :) like in MAD MAX ;)
ReplyDeleteWait, wait... are you saying that the Zombie Apocalypse hasn't happened yet?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should apologize to that guy I hit with the cricket bat. I could've sworn.
I'd prolly just stay in my house as long as possible. Seems like leaving is a death sentence.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll be the 4-eyed writer standing at the edge of the road with her thumb out, wanting to hitch a ride! Well, in between zombie surges. LOL
ReplyDeletelol, a tank would work for me... if I lifted my head up long enough from my edits to even notice the zombie invasion lol
ReplyDeleteL.C.--Yes! Do bring your longbow! That would be awesome! And a tank without a minibar? Such a thing would be a travesty! :P
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