Forget swords or shovels, or a banjo (mature audiences only please). I want something that can blow a horde of zombies into itty-bitty pieces before they even knew I was coming. Boarded up windows? Please! Let's stay hidden in a fully armored vehicle a missile couldn't even get through. Out of ammo? Run them over! There's no need to chop off any heads when the sheer weight of a tank will turn a zombie's head into jelly.
Now, of course you may be thinking that's all well and good until I need to get out for food. And you'd be right. That's what a grenade launcher is for. And yes, you may drool. I did.
Zombies don't stand a chance.
Now, how about you, dear readers. How would you survive a zombie apocalypse? Oh, and you're all free to join me. :) I'll be the crazy blonde in the tank, rolling down your street. Hehehe!